Milky's Mountain... an actual story?
Once upon a time, there was a wise galaxy named The Milkyway. So wise was this galaxy that when it got to choose its gender, it chose to be female . Henceforth, The Milkyway may be referred to as "she".
Milkyway, being the great, humble soul that she is, quickly earned the respect and admiration of the Smurf Clan, living in Darksmurf Village. She gained a place among them and made herself indispensable to the community. Unfortunately, her brightly colored badge, a sign of awesomeness, leads many to believe she was a smurf instead of a smurfette. GET IT RIGHT PEOPLE! Milkyway is definitely an awesome smurfette.
Thanks to her out-of-this-world communications skills, Milky was put in charge of making sure people knew what they were doing. Little did she know that what she signed up for. Today, she is the proud owner of her own mountain of work.
Story didn't make any sense? It wasn't supposed to. Milky, if you ever get around your mountain to reading this, huh... I don't have a good ending to this sentence. Oh wells. WEEE~ *CC floats out*