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Meeting the mysterious Head - PapaSmurf's story
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∞ ccanemone
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11 July 12
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To be a Dark Smurf or not to be a Dark Smurf...
That is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
From the angst of not having subs
Or to give up
And stop watching Korean dramas.
To finally be able to sleep at night, and not cry our eyes out...
Well... wasn't that just so pretentious? It's a reference to Shakespeare's Hamlet. Great story. Check it out in your free time.
But back to the point. What is a Dark Smurf?
Dark Smurf(s): an individual or group of individuals addicted to Korean/Japanese dramas coming together to lose sleep over white words on a screen while occasionally demanding tissue companies to make softer products for their eyes and noses.
[Not to be confused with Darksmurf, our great Head Villager.]
For those who don't know who Darksmurf is, it's completely understandable. He's a very busy person. He also has many, many secrets. We do, however, know for sure that he is male. Seems insignificant, I know, but trust me, it's like pulling teeth getting him to tell us about himself. Note: This is NOT a challenge. Do not go bother the man... not even if you are dying.
We recognize Darksmurf, hereafter referred to as DS, as our village leader. He created this wonderful world for us, and even today, continues to develop this wonderland from his computer. If you happen to cross path with DS and are technologically challenged, you might mistaken him for the Smurf Village Exterminator. After all, he's the guy you go to when you have a bug problem.
There's not a lot I could say about DS. He's a private person. I will say, however, that he is an awesome Smurf who has poured a lot of tears and sweat into building this village into what it is today. With that said...
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Donations are highly appreciated. Village maintenance is NOT free even if all the smurf workers are volunteers.
That is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
From the angst of not having subs
Or to give up
And stop watching Korean dramas.
To finally be able to sleep at night, and not cry our eyes out...
Well... wasn't that just so pretentious? It's a reference to Shakespeare's Hamlet. Great story. Check it out in your free time.
But back to the point. What is a Dark Smurf?
Dark Smurf(s): an individual or group of individuals addicted to Korean/Japanese dramas coming together to lose sleep over white words on a screen while occasionally demanding tissue companies to make softer products for their eyes and noses.
[Not to be confused with Darksmurf, our great Head Villager.]
For those who don't know who Darksmurf is, it's completely understandable. He's a very busy person. He also has many, many secrets. We do, however, know for sure that he is male. Seems insignificant, I know, but trust me, it's like pulling teeth getting him to tell us about himself. Note: This is NOT a challenge. Do not go bother the man... not even if you are dying.
We recognize Darksmurf, hereafter referred to as DS, as our village leader. He created this wonderful world for us, and even today, continues to develop this wonderland from his computer. If you happen to cross path with DS and are technologically challenged, you might mistaken him for the Smurf Village Exterminator. After all, he's the guy you go to when you have a bug problem.
There's not a lot I could say about DS. He's a private person. I will say, however, that he is an awesome Smurf who has poured a lot of tears and sweat into building this village into what it is today. With that said...
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Donations are highly appreciated. Village maintenance is NOT free even if all the smurf workers are volunteers.
