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Words from my bovine bottom.
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14 July 12
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Let's just get this out of the way. Hi, I'm Moo. ccanemone is my blasted, demonic sister... Satan's mutant spawn. The things I'm about to tell you may or may not get censored/edited. If it does, you'll know who did it.
Top 5 General Character Flaw
1. She's a stalker. Many of you probably already know that. An equal amount probably don't because... well... let's face it. You know she exists but you never really see her. Then she comes back and just KNOWS things. It's ultra-creepy.
2. She's really lazy. I don't understand why she can't get her own stuff. She always take my water -- some lame mantra about how "sharing is caring" but it's just gross. She basically lives in a pool of water. I don't get why she has to take mine.
3. She's naturally violent. She spat at me a lot when I was little. It was one of the main reasons I chose to be a cow. Could you imagine the damage she could do if she had limbs? Sometimes I'm SO thankful she wanted to be some stupid cnidarian.
4. No sense of humor. Come on... the girl is TOO serious all the time. Even when she's joking, you can't even tell because she's so bad at it. Thank goodness for the wide variety of emoticons offered on this site. Without them, I think many people would have been very offended.
5. And last but not least, she's TOO good at acting nice. Do I REALLY need to say more? And why does someone EVER need a bajillion aliases on DSS? The girl's got secrets I tell you.
Those who know me... you guys know I only show up once in a while, right? That's because she locks me up in the barn where I have NO access to our technologically advanced world. She's been in a good mood lately, so she let me out. We'll see how long it takes for me to go "back on vacation".
10 things that popped into my head
1. I think she slapped anestia once. (It was only in a story... but the author got her personality right)
2. She almost ran over a pedestrian with a car today.
3. She keeps breaking into songs at random times. She really should never sing in public. The shower is adequate companion.
4. I think she cheated on a test before just to see if she could get away with it.
5. She might or might not have "stolen" a book from the school. She told me the teacher never told her to bring it back.
6. Instead of studying, she sticks textbooks under her pillows. WHO DOES THAT? She swears it works...
7. She even sucks at having fun. One time, she was spinning someone in a chair. It might or might not have been her subconscious acting out, but the girl in the chair almost lost her front teeth.
8. She doesn't really censor herself in real life. I think she told her best friend "I'm going to kill you in the afterlife." But that was after watching Battle Royale. Her friends told her she was like the girl in the Yellow Tracksuit... the one that hacked that guys penis when she killed him. If you haven't seen Battle Royale, ignore that reference.
9. She likes to pull out my hair. It's exactly as it sounds. How much hair does a cow even have for goodness sakes?!
10. And last but not least, be glad that you're not related to ccanemone. Stay on her good side. Once she decides she hates someone, she REALLY hates that person. Forever. I'm fairly positive there's a list somewhere...
This may very well be my last post. Let's hope I survive.
Top 5 General Character Flaw
1. She's a stalker. Many of you probably already know that. An equal amount probably don't because... well... let's face it. You know she exists but you never really see her. Then she comes back and just KNOWS things. It's ultra-creepy.
2. She's really lazy. I don't understand why she can't get her own stuff. She always take my water -- some lame mantra about how "sharing is caring" but it's just gross. She basically lives in a pool of water. I don't get why she has to take mine.
3. She's naturally violent. She spat at me a lot when I was little. It was one of the main reasons I chose to be a cow. Could you imagine the damage she could do if she had limbs? Sometimes I'm SO thankful she wanted to be some stupid cnidarian.
4. No sense of humor. Come on... the girl is TOO serious all the time. Even when she's joking, you can't even tell because she's so bad at it. Thank goodness for the wide variety of emoticons offered on this site. Without them, I think many people would have been very offended.
5. And last but not least, she's TOO good at acting nice. Do I REALLY need to say more? And why does someone EVER need a bajillion aliases on DSS? The girl's got secrets I tell you.
Those who know me... you guys know I only show up once in a while, right? That's because she locks me up in the barn where I have NO access to our technologically advanced world. She's been in a good mood lately, so she let me out. We'll see how long it takes for me to go "back on vacation".
10 things that popped into my head
1. I think she slapped anestia once. (It was only in a story... but the author got her personality right)
2. She almost ran over a pedestrian with a car today.
3. She keeps breaking into songs at random times. She really should never sing in public. The shower is adequate companion.
4. I think she cheated on a test before just to see if she could get away with it.
5. She might or might not have "stolen" a book from the school. She told me the teacher never told her to bring it back.
6. Instead of studying, she sticks textbooks under her pillows. WHO DOES THAT? She swears it works...
7. She even sucks at having fun. One time, she was spinning someone in a chair. It might or might not have been her subconscious acting out, but the girl in the chair almost lost her front teeth.
8. She doesn't really censor herself in real life. I think she told her best friend "I'm going to kill you in the afterlife." But that was after watching Battle Royale. Her friends told her she was like the girl in the Yellow Tracksuit... the one that hacked that guys penis when she killed him. If you haven't seen Battle Royale, ignore that reference.
9. She likes to pull out my hair. It's exactly as it sounds. How much hair does a cow even have for goodness sakes?!
10. And last but not least, be glad that you're not related to ccanemone. Stay on her good side. Once she decides she hates someone, she REALLY hates that person. Forever. I'm fairly positive there's a list somewhere...
This may very well be my last post. Let's hope I survive.
But I remembered we don't have any. I will hope you can run faster than cc. 
