The following is a poem I wrote when I was 11 . I wrote it to get out of trouble after I lost one of my (very expensive, according to my mama) school shoes. I always wrote to get myself out of trouble lol it it worked 95% of the time. OK , just remember I was only 11 at the time, lol.
Oh where is my shoe, Oh where can it be?
I've looked all over, I've even looked on me.
I've looked on the roof and I've looked on the ground.
Alas, my poor shoe was no where to be found.
Now tell me, its hard to stay mad after such beautiful writing as that, am I right. lol